The Kitten Diaries

Piggy Back?

2011-10-01T08:09:00.000-07:00

Harry isn't only Houdini but he likes to ride around on my back. The other day I bent over in the bathroom and he jumped on my back from the toilet. Needless to say, it was uncomfortable and the only way I could get him off was to walk hunched-backed over to the scratch post where he (reluctantly) jumped off.

But he's so cute =)

Harry...Houdini

2011-09-13T06:53:00.000-07:00

Our Harry is fitting in perfectly with our household, except for one thing...he's always into something. If it's possible for a ghost to inhabit an animal, Houdini is living in our cat.

We've had to cover the laundry sink downstairs as he was drinking the sudsy water, (and he still manages to get through it) put cardboard around a slight space from our workroom to a closed off room for junk, and also put plastic around the pipe to the furnace as he likes to climb in and around on the duct work.

His latest "trick" is to jump up onto the counter, open the cupboard door and "investigate" the butter dish (lick it). ARGHHHH so frustrating! And we wouldn't trade him for the world =)

He's My Best Friend

2011-08-23T07:16:00.000-07:00

Bringing another cat into a household is never easy - they hiss, scratch, fight and try to dominate and intimidate the newcomer.

However, after Milo's initial "roughness" with Harrison (Harry), they have become the best of friends. What one does the other follows - which usually means double trouble. We have nicknamed them Destructor and Wrecking Ball.

I think there's entirely too much testosterone in our home now. I'm thinking I may need to get a little fuzzy baby girl to balance it out some (kidding Hun ;)

3 Weeks Already!

2011-08-18T07:13:00.000-07:00

Wow! It's been 3 weeks today since we brought home Harry. Since then he's been through his final vaccinations and a bout with coccidia (internal, one-celled parasite that causes diarrhea). However, I brought his stool sample to the vet yesterday and he's all clear - YAHHH.

When we were looking around for another kitten, Harry seemed like the perfect match, however, we have quickly been learning that he is definitely a Harry - Houdini that is.

We have found him under boxes, in the sink, in the downstairs laundry sink (after it was barricaded with cardboard and weights.

His recent "adventure" was to crawl into the duct work in the basement - fun - Hubby needed a Valium after an hour of trying to get him out and Harry needed a bath.

However, even though he's got trouble written all over him, he's a real charmer and best friends with our Milo.

A Brutha from Anutha Mutha

2011-07-31T08:28:00.000-07:00

Hooray we finally got a brother/playmate/last addition to our family. We brought home Harry from the Humane Society on Thursday around 3:00 pm.

Harry is 4 months old and has been at the shelter since he was 5 weeks (left in night deposit box with his litter mates). I know he wasn't on my list below, but we started thinking perhaps an adult might be too much for Milo to handle - so Harry came home with us.

He's sweet and affectionate and loves to cuddle - when Milo isn't keeping him busy playing.

We knew the transition wasn't going to be easy, as Milo has been the only cat for 3 months, so we put up a cardboard barrier between them (keeping Harry in our computer room) with peek holes and a "window." This worked great for the first day, but by Friday morning they both figured out how to get through it. So we let nature take its course.

At first Milo was really rough (biting, holding down until Harry cried and I yelled) which placed Milo in solitary confinement (bathroom). Milo is also a big brute and we have been calling him "moose" as even though they are close in age, Milo out-weighs Harry by at least a couple of pounds.

However, I'm happy to say yesterday and today has been exactly what I hoped for - they're running, playing and Milo even covered up Harry's poo and let him eat out of his dish....ahhhh

Now the only problem is Milo is teaching Harry all the "bad" things to do =(

Oh and the name Harry? I know it's not the best, (no offence if you're name is Harry - it works for humans) but since he's a little Houdini we figured it fit.

That's it for now. It's real quiet so something is probably amiss!

Help Us Choose

2011-07-23T07:05:00.000-07:00

Milo needs a pal. We are looking at adults as the kittens usually always find homes. So we need your help in choosing from the candidates...

This petite beauty is a year old, part Siamese, blue eyes, and is already
spayed.

This handsome fellow is Flame-point Siamese, 10 months old, and already neutered.

Beautiful and well-behaved this cutie is an adult female, already spayed.

This sweety is a petite female, spayed, and is tabby in nature.

The wild card in the mix is around a year old, has extra toes (polydactyl) but I'd like her to be spayed before coming in.

Caught Red-Pawed

2011-07-22T08:24:00.000-07:00

Being the only cat in the house, Milo doesn't have any excuses when something is torn down, scratched, toppled or destroyed...

I have been making and donating gift baskets to our local no-kill shelter to help them raise money. So when I finished the last one I had to find a "safe" place to store it until I could hand it off. I thought the top of our computer (way up on the desk) was a great place.

Yeah, right.

Caught red-pawed was my little culprit after he chewed on the back of the cello-wrap. So much for the neutering calming him down =(

Bye Bye Noo-Noo's

2011-07-20T07:01:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was a rough day for our baby boy - he was neutered. If you think cats can't give you looks, think again. Milo had a look of terror when they took him away and a look of disdain when I picked him up.

However, other than having a lighter load on the back-end, he seems to be fine today. I bought him the expensive, special can food and some new toys to make up for the "procedure," though I'm not sure what the appropriate gift is for taking away his...er...boyness, (Hallmark doesn't make a card for that).

Hopefully now he'll settle down and stop "violating" his duck and chewing on my hands =)

Milo And Duckie

2011-07-13T18:39:00.000-07:00

Milo & Me

2011-07-10T16:13:00.000-07:00

I believe God created cats so we humans wouldn't get so high on ourselves.

My former cats were all awesome pets in their own special ways, but none tested me as much as Milo does.

Unlike my other felines (that were more like dogs in their attitude and behaviour), Milo does exactly what he wants, when he wants and no amount of yelling, begging, bribing or persuasion will change that. (And yes this lying on my computer has become a daily habit).

However, I've recently come to realize as much as I miss my former cats, I can't make Milo into them. He's his own feline with his own quirks, habits and annoyances - As my bloodied, bitten up arms and hands can prove. However, he's still an awesome cat and I wouldn't change him for the world.

Someday (hopefully) far, far into the future when he's old, fat and lazy I'll look back at these kitten years and laugh...now if I could only remember that when he's tearing apart the toilet paper and dragging it through the house =)

Yoga-Kitty

2011-07-05T05:23:00.000-07:00

I've recently gotten back into doing Yoga in the morning. However, this is also the time when Milo is at his most active.

It all starts when I spread out my Yoga mat - Milo thinks this is his and immediately starts to climb and scratch it. Once it's spread out he takes up position where my head would go.

The first exercise is a deep breathing and relaxation technique. Yeah right! Milo views me lying still, flat on the floor as an opportunity to "attack" my head. He starts by snuffing in my ear then licking and nibbling on my ear lobe. When that doesn't elicit a reaction from me, he moves into "serious-kitten-play" mode. He grabs my head with both of his giant feet and bats it like a ball while chewing on my hair - so much for relaxing!

Next he likes to move down to my feet and give them a chew. At this point I usually squawk about trying to relax here. He will then jump up on his post, eye me up and launch himself onto my chest using it as a spring-board to the other side of the room. But wait, there's more.

When I still refuse to play he will use all his noisy toys to try and get attention - the peeping bird, jingle balls, and his ball-in-the-ring. Finally, when none of that works (and I'm struggling through my Yoga) he gives up and looks out the window. (This pic is from this morning when he gave up and did his own poses on the mat).

What a cat =)

Happy Birthday!

2011-07-01T06:59:00.000-07:00

Today is Canada's Birthday (so I'm told), but more importantly it's my Daddy's Birthday.

We're going to make him feel special (and I'm going to try really hard not to bite him today...paws crossed).

So here's a BIG purrrrrr and a nose kiss to my favorite person (well one of).

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Love Milo

Milo and Me

2011-06-28T10:48:00.000-07:00

I admit it...I'm Elymra from the Looney Tunes. I think this video pretty much sums up our relationship.

Pop-Box-Fun

2011-06-24T07:49:00.000-07:00

Milo loves his pop-box but he's almost out grown it.

Kisses?

2011-06-20T10:22:00.000-07:00

I've been teaching Milo to give kisses and as much as he doesn't like to do it, he will usually give in and give me a couple of quick licks on the nose.

Saturday after Milo ate his breakfast I picked him up, insisting on my morning kiss. Milo was quick to give in and started to lick me. Then without notice or hesitation he belched in my face - it was loud and smelled like kitty food.

Needless to say, I quickly put in down, but it was too funny not to share =0

My Mommy is So Funny!

2011-06-17T17:27:00.001-07:00

Bad Day

2011-06-08T07:52:00.000-07:00

Yesterday we went to the vet for Milo's second set of vaccinations - it was BAD!!

He seemed fine when we left and even after we got home - he played and had treats - but a couple of hours later he crashed.

At first we thought it was just from the stress of the day and he'd sleep it off, but he soon began to vomit and was breathing extremely fast, he also cried every time we touched him on the shoulder and hip (where the shots were given). We immediately called the vet and they said it was normal for kittens to be lethargic after a shot, but to watch for more vomiting. Of course, Hubby and I are freakin' out. Then to add to the stress the power went out (city-wide blackout) and we noticed ants coming in ARGHHHH!!

As the evening wore on the temperature increased in the house and we continued to pray for our little guy. To add a little more stress Milo started to whimper and whine. We tried the vets office around 8:00 pm but there was no answer - What could we do but wait it out?

By 9:00 pm the power was finally restored and we got the fans running to cool off the house. Milo was a tad more alert so I started to syringe some watery food into his mouth. He then followed me up to bed and hid behind the curtain where he feel asleep for a few more hours. However, by 4:00am is was up and wanting to play. I fed him a small meal and he seems tired today, but much better.

WHAT A DAY!

Wow Day 36 Already!

2011-06-04T08:32:00.000-07:00

We've had out little brat now for 36 days. He's growing bigger each day and we're wondering when he'll stop. We've also noticed some similarities with Milo and a Lynx. I'm not kidding! I think Tabby's started with a domestic short hair and a Lynx mating.

Check this out...

Milo also has the ear tufts, huge feet, is built lower on the front end (for leaping) and hunts like a wild animal. Coincidence? I think not!

Dear Diary - I Hate These Slippers!

2011-05-23T08:28:00.000-07:00

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Kitten Diaries - Day 22 - Kow-a-Bunga-Kitty

2011-05-22T07:09:00.000-07:00

It's hard to believe we've had Milo for just over 3 weeks now. He's been fun, funny and frustrating - my hands and arms are totally chewed up - but we wouldn't trade one moment.

As our baby develops and grows so does his personality. His latest antic is to wait until I lie on the floor then race up onto the back of the couch, sneak his way down then leap into the air, landing on my head. His landing is always perfectly executed to the back of my head where he kicks and chews on my hair. He will do this over and over again.

It doesn't actually hurt, but it is a little unnerving waiting for the "attack." He's like a tiny, furry wrestler coming off the ropes =)

Dear Diary - Poor Baby

2011-05-21T06:24:00.000-07:00

Mio was barfing this morning so off to the vet (again) we went. Dr. Cassie took his temperature and gave him a physical examination - she couldn't feel any blockage so we left with an antibiotic for his cold and a shot for his vomiting.

Once we got home he seemed fine and ate some food - that didn't come back up - YAH!!

Kitten Diaries Day 19 - Hi Ho Hi Ho It's Off to the Vet We Go

2011-05-17T16:17:00.000-07:00

Today was vet day. I packed Milo up and off we went for his first official vet visit. He was a bit squeaky in the car - very unhappy to be confined - but once we arrived he was well behaved. Though he was totally afraid of the barking dogs (no manners) in the waiting room.

He checked out the office cats - his eyes actually got big when he saw a cocker spaniel size tabby meander his way onto the desk - I think he now has a goal in mind, a size to aspire to. Poor me!

We were very blessed to have Dr. Jeff (so kind and gentle and obviously loves cats and his job). Milo took to him and the young veterinary assistant (also male) right away. He purred and rubbed them with his signature arch (that I only see when he wants to eat in the morning) and didn't even fuss when he got his needle - What a good boy!

I was so proud of him I stopped at Walmart on the way home and bought him a new brush, treats, canned food and a toy - Spoiled!!

I'm also happy to report he's healthy, no worms, and is a fine young baby =)

Kitten Diaries Day 18 - Poor Pee-Brain

2011-05-16T16:38:00.000-07:00

Milo has discovered that a dripping tap in the bathroom sink can be great fun!

I was curling my hair this morning and Milo decided to jump up on the sink in order to get closer to my curling iron cord - he loves all things dangling. So to distract him I turned on the faucet to a slow drip. He had a blast playing in the drip, licking the droplets and trying to figure out where they go (paw down the drain) and why his head was getting wet. I was really hoping this may take his fear of water out of him.

Hubby then got up and was...errr...peeing with the door open. To Milo's 8 week old brain the...ahh..."stream" must have looked like a version of our faucet-game so he dove onto the toilet and through Hubby's pee. Of course, being a guy, Hubby thought this was totally hilarious and began to laugh uncontrollable. Milo freaked out and ran under the sofa, where he hid until we lifted it up, dragged him out and bathed him once again (second in 2 weeks).

I guess that fear of water will be embedded now :(

Oh well tomorrow is his first vet visit (vaccinations/worm check) so at least he smells like my shampoo and his fur is silky smooth.

Kitten Diaries Day 17 - The Belcher

2011-05-15T06:30:00.000-07:00

It's been over two weeks since we brought this little Gremlin into our lives and our hearts. It's been fun and frustrating all at the same time. He can be so loving one minute then be ripping and kicking the crap outta me the next.

However, he is a source of laughter. One of the funniest things he does is belch. And I don't mean a little hiccup sound. Milo burps so loud I thinks it's Hubby doing it. Plus, he does it often. The other day he was lying on my chest and burped, then farted so loud it literally ripped out of him - how can you not laugh?!

Day 14 - The Bubble-Wrap-Bandit

2011-05-12T05:18:00.000-07:00

Kittens will play with anything and Milo has proven this over and over again. Nothing is safe from is furious pounce and jab - toys, blind cords, paper, kleenex, toilet paper, you name it and it's fair game.

However, his favorite of all is a piece of bubble wrap he stole from my office (even though I kept taking it away from him, he always managed to steal it back). He pounces on it popping the bubbles, runs and skids on it across the kitchen floor and covers his food with it when he's finished eating - like you'd do at a restaurant with your napkin.

He is also very protective of it and hates when anyone steps on it. He revs up his pouncing-engine and attacks!

Keep away from our Bubble-Wrap-Bandit!

Day 12 - Mommy's Little Helper?

2011-05-10T06:45:00.001-07:00

This all started as I was trying to mix some different kinds of bird seed together. Of course, Milo was determined to "help."

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Kitten Diaries - Day 11

2011-05-09T06:52:00.000-07:00

Milo has been up to his usual antics, but I've caught him sneezing a few times - not just little achoos but huge sniff-snorting-sneezing. So it's off to the vet we go, hopefully tomorrow. He's still running around and eats like a pig, so I don't think it's anything too serious, but since I just had 3 cats put to sleep in the span of 6 weeks, I'm not taking any chances.

I'll keep you posted =)

Day 9 - We Have a Name!

2011-05-07T17:54:00.000-07:00

We finally decided on a name for Gremlin Feet - Milo! It suits him, even though he still thinks his name is OUCH NO BITE! (He certainly hears that enough).

It's been a long day for Milo and me. We're spring cleaning and he "helped" me clean the office and watched me shred some paper. But mostly he stayed out of my way - so nice.

Well I'm off to bed and it's Daddy's turn to amuse Gremlin feet =)

Kitten Day 8 - Not My American Idol

2011-05-06T10:54:00.000-07:00

Since Hubby had to work Wednesday night we taped American Idol and watched it yesterday. Gremlin had actually settled in his bed and was watching the show with us. James was on first and kitten sat up in his bed and seemed to enjoy what her was hearing (we LOVE James and hope he wins).

However, when Jacob came on, kitten's eyes widened he jumped out of his bed and ran under the sofa, where he remained until after his horrible song was over. Is this cat smart or what?

Day 7 DOES HE EVER SLEEP?!

2011-05-05T05:42:00.000-07:00

Seriously! I've had a lot of cats in my lifetime and none of them were ever this "busy." Gremlin-feet is the reason why they coined the phrase 'cat-nap.' He is up for 8-10 hours at a time and if I am lucky enough to catch a breather it's only for about 10 minutes, then he's back up and at it all over again.

However, I do find myself just sitting and watching him explore his new home and enjoy the wonders about him - that is until he attacks my leg working his way up to my chest until he finally makes it to my shoulder where he proudly sits for 5 seconds then discovers my hair all over again - OUCH! When he does take a few minutes to relax I love to cuddle and snuggle with him (he doesn't really enjoy this I think, but I do, so too bad!).

Yesterday was a horrible day, but it would have been a whole lot worse if I didn't have the kitten to come home to and make me laugh =)

This picture is of how he "sleeps" - tired but not giving in as life may pass him by if he closes his eyes.

Kitten Diaries - Day 6

2011-05-04T10:55:00.000-07:00

I'm an emotional-mess once again. I took Riker over to my vets and she thought it was time to let him go. Oh man this never gets any easier. So for today's entry I will say my goodbye...

Fifteen years ago you came to us from the pet store as a tiny, underweight, scared kitten. You lived in our bathroom and were under constant monitoring being fed with an eyedropper and sleeping on a hot water bottle. And even though you were only suppose to be with us until you were healthy enough to be sold, you won our hearts and become part of our family.

I will miss your constant mrrrhhhh when things didn't go your way, your fussy attitude when it came to meal times and the disgusted shake of your foot to let me know you didn't like what was on the menu. You presence on my legs at night and your soft purr will live in mind and heart forever. You were my baby-boy and your eye-kisses will always be a happy memory.

So long fella. It's not goodbye, just see ya later.

Kitten Diaries Day 4 - Late Evening

2011-05-03T18:12:00.000-07:00

Not a happy day. Once again I'm faced with a sick cat. Riker my 15 year old has been vomiting and diarrhea since yesterday afternoon - he has until morning to kick this or off to the vet we go. We think it may be stress due to Gremlin-feet or his lactose intolerance (I snuck him some cheese - my BAD).

He retreated to underneath the computer desk where I sat with him most of the day. After a lot of prayer and tears he finally came out around 8:00 tonight and is now sleeping on his chair, despite Gremlin-feet racing about and attacking me.

Kitten becomes absolutely crazy at night. He spins, jumps, scratches, climbs, pounces and hunts for all he's worth - Thank goodness he's an indoor cat or the night-life that creeps about would not be safe - we're not safe!

He just pounced on Riker - he must be sick as he didn't even murrrrhhh him =(

Go to go as Gremlin is determined to harass Riker.

The Kitten Diaries Day 3 - the Gremlin

2011-05-02T05:15:00.000-07:00

Day 3 has already been eventful and it's only 7:30 am! Here's what I found when I entered my bathroom, catching the culprit in the act.

Remember the block buster movie of the 80's, Gremlins? I do believe the fiction has become factual.

This kitten (no name-Tiberious just wasn't sticking) is like a gremlin. He never walks, but runs and you can hear his furry, little feet as he skitters by. Plus he has an uncanny ability to hide. I must admit, it's kind of funny in a creepy sort of way. Riker now approaches every room slowly and with eyes scanning as you never quite know when a gremlin will strike.

Oh the joys of kittenhood...or would that be gremlinhood?

Kitten Day 2

2011-05-01T05:00:00.000-07:00

Now I know why I have never had a kitten straight off it's mom...

...I've been groped, snuffled, prodded and clawed (and not in a good way) as our new baby frantically searches for a boobie. It was like having a very tiny, sadistic, acupuncturist continual pricking at my neck. And all this while I'm trying to sleep - needless to say the last two nights have been loooong. He has also taken to climbing on the back of the couch then jumping onto my face - try that at 4:00 in the morning.

Nevertheless we are bonding and even big brother Riker is starting to come around - he will walk back and forth in front of baby, then murrrh (angerly) when the kitten tries to "play" with him.

All and all it's been interesting and, yes, a tad fun =)

Kitten Diaries Day 1

2011-04-30T06:23:00.000-07:00

If you've been following my blog then you know I had to put to sleep my two oldest cats (renal failure). It's been about 6 weeks since that has occurred, so we thought it was time to bring another furry soul into our lives.

"Junior" was one of a three kitten litter (that's his shelter mug shot). His mom was siamese and we can only assume his dad was tabby. I had visited this kitten earlier this week and had a good feeling about him; but Hubby wasn't with me. We then saw two flame-point kittens (on the Internet) just brought into the shelter and decided that was the one for us...or was he?

When we went the next day to check out the Siamese they were both adopted, but "Junior" was still there. So maybe this was meant to be. Our only criteria looking for a "little brother" for our Riker was the kitten must be quiet, laid-back and shy. When I had visited "Junior" earlier this week he was all that - plus his sister was kicking the crap outta him - PERFECT!

Hubby had a good feeling about him too so we adopted this little impostor. We quickly changed his name to Tiberious (yes Star Trek but better than Spock; Hubby got to name him). We had no sooner hit the back seat of the car and our little Tye was worming the way out of the kennel and climbing up on me - okay he's afraid, this will change...

...10 hours later, this kitten hasn't stopped! Where is the shy, laid-back kitten I fell in love with at the shelter? If I didn't know better I'd swear this little guy is a mixture of my beloved Takashi and Kinu. He's really smart (Takashi) and takes no crap (Kinu) - Maybe this was meant to be.

So in light of this new endeavour with Tasmanian-Tye I thought I'd keep a daily diary of his progress and antics. I hope you'll follow along with me. And wish me luck...it's been 15 years since I've had a kitten in the house and I have a feeling this one's going to be a handful =)

Kids' Can Make a BIG Difference!

2011-04-23T06:44:00.000-07:00

10 EASY WAYS KIDS CAN CELEBRATE EARTH DAY

By Mia, host of TreeLiving.com's family eco series "Mia Show'

1. Start out Earth Day by taking a shorter shower.

2. Wear all green or earth-friendly clothing. If you don't already own something then check out your local vintage or used clothing stores rather than buying something new.

3. Carpool to and from school with your friends.

4. Try giving up meat for the day and eat only vegetarian foods.

5. Turn off the TV and go play outside! Visit your local parks and plan a family picnic; go on a family bike ride around your neighborhood; or go on a garbage walk with your family and pick up all of the trash you find along the way.

6. Check out your local library. Many are providing free Earth Day story hours and make sure to read a copy of Dr. Seuss’s "The Lorax" and other earth-friendly books while there.

7. Did you know that batteries can be recycled? Visit your local recycling center and learn what other items besides cans and bottles they accept.

8. Use that recycling money you just earned by purchasing some flower and vegetable seeds and plant a garden. If you don't have a yard, almost everything can be planted in containers. Look around your house to see what containers (old tin cans, jars, etc) would make good pots and plant away!

9. Visit your local zoo or aquarium. Most offer special Earth Day activities and learn first-hand about the natural environment, plants and animals living there and why it's important to save them.

10. In the evening, light some candles and turn off all electricity for at least one hour. Play some board or cards games by candlelight with your family.

About Mia

She may be only 11 years old, but Mia is not your ordinary pre-teen. Between studying for her spelling and math tests, she is host of the environmentally conscious Internet series, "Mia's Show." From Ed Begley Jr. to Lisa Ling, Mia interviews celebrities and other "green" enthusiasts, spreading the word to teach kids, and adults alike, all about green living. Her series airs on TreeLiving.com and tackles tough issues in a language that both kids and adults can understand. She is NOT an actress, just your average 5th grade girl who is doing everything she can to make the planet a better place for future generations. Her high-energy personality and love of Mother Earth have made Mia, not only an entertaining host to watch, but also the perfect spokesperson for the next generation of environmentalists.

About TreeLiving.com

TreeLiving.com is a website that provides practical information and ideas on ways to produce sustainable change on our planet. Through the development of our original content and online programming, we address environmental issues plaguing our world with an eye towards solving them. We share the latest news, tips, how-to’s, and portals to help make a transition into a better world, easier for our readers. Though we are not a non-profit, we want to effect change for the greener. 10% of every dollar that streams through our site is allocated to different charitable efforts for world improvement.

Attention Book Clubs!

2011-04-19T06:13:00.000-07:00

Book club contest winners to receive personal visit by New York Times bestselling author Andy Andrews!

One lucky book club will be selected to receive a personal visit from Andy Andrews.

Andy Andrews, author of the New York Times bestselling novels The Traveler’s Gift and The Noticer is giving book clubs across the nation the opportunity to win a personal visit from him at their book club.

Though he was once living under a pier on the Gulf Coast, Andy Andrews has since written numerous bestselling self-help and personal growth novels. He is a popular speaker who is highly regarded for his masterful story-telling, family-style humor, and life-changing advice. He has met personally with four U.S. presidents and the Department of Defense regularly flies him to hot spots around the world to speak with members of the armed forces before they are deployed. He walked the golf course with LPGA Hall of Fame golfer Nancy Lopez as she played her last tournament as a touring professional.

The contest is free and open to the book clubs anywhere in the United States. To enter, a book club member simply needs to register online. Any book club with five or more members can enter. The entry form is located at: http://www.andyandrews.com/pages/bookclub

The deadline for entering the contest is June 14, 2011. One book club will be selected at random at 1 PM Central Time on June 15, 2011.

The winning club will be contacted and Andy Andrews will schedule an appearance with the book club IN PERSON, at a time and location to be determined.

All members of the winning book club will also receive a copy of The Final Summit autographed by Andy Andrews in person.

Andy will come to a book club meeting and be prepared to discuss his books and answer any questions the book club members have.

This book club contest coincides with the release of his latest novel, The Final Summit, available nationwide April 12'th.

For more information, visit Andy's website at; http://www.andyandrews.com/

Help Ban Circuses

2011-04-08T04:31:00.000-07:00

ANIMAL DEFENDERS INTERNATIONAL ‘BREAKS THE CHAIN’ AGAINST ANIMAL CIRCUS ATTENDANCE IN LOS ANGELES

Animal Defenders International (ADI), a leading global animal protection group, asks Los Angeles residents to ‘Break The Chain’ of animal suffering by not attending the Shrine Circus at the Shrine Auditorium, 665 W. Jefferson Blvd., Los Angeles on Apr. 8-10, 2011. ‘Break The Chain’ aims to raise awareness of the reality of animal suffering in traveling circuses in the U.S.

Just last weekend, ADI released shocking new undercover footage revealing the terrible suffering of Annie, the UK’s last circus elephant, chained and being repeatedly beaten. Public outrage led to the circus signing over her ownership in the past few days and Anne is now at a safe place.

Jan Creamer, President of ADI said: “Annie’s tragic story symbolizes the plight of circus animals and is a shocking indictment of the circus industry. Time and time again, our investigations of these circuses all over the world produce similar evidence of animal abuse, cruelty, and suffering and it’s now time to ‘Break The Chain.’ We are asking audiences to vote with their feet and stay away."

Together with local partner organization Orange County People for Animals, ADI’s mission is to stop circus suffering by communicating the behind-the-scenes facts to local communities where traveling circuses hold performances.

ADI will be handing out “Stop Circus Suffering” leaflets to circus-goers. To join the Shrine Circus leafleting outreach groups for the weekend circus performances, please contact Matt Rossell of ADI at 323-804-9920.

As the leader of the ‘Break The Chain’ campaign, ADI works with animal rights and welfare organizations across the U.S. to bring awareness on a local grassroots level to the communities in which animal circuses perform. Providing campaign assistance, program guidance and educational materials to local campaigners, ADI also reaches out to local governments to communicate its scientific findings to end circus suffering.

For more than 18 years, ADI has effectively produced overwhelming evidence of suffering of animals in circuses as a result of extreme confinement, the constant traveling nature of these shows, and cruel training practices. ADI’s groundbreaking two-year undercover investigation on circus cruelty shocked the world, resulting in major changes in the U.S., South America and European countries.

Courts in many countries have used ADI’s evidence to prosecute offenders while governments have been compelled to change laws in favor of partial or complete bans, such as the recent passing of Bolivian law 4040, which prohibits any and all use of animals in Bolivian circuses.

Though ADI opposes circuses that utilize animal performers, it remains fully supportive of arts and entertainment and circuses that use only human performers.

For more information or to become a member of the ‘Break The Chain’ network, visit the ADI http://www.adiusa.org/

When is it Right to Euthanize Your Pet?

2011-04-01T06:26:00.000-07:00

I recently had the pleasure of being introduced to an awesome book called Our Rescue Dog Family Album and its wonderful author, Dr. Diane Pomerance Ph.D.

As I researched Dr. Pomerance, I came across her web site and her blog. The following information is from Dr. Diane's blog and is a great help in understanding "Euthanasia."

When is it Right to Euthanize Your Pet?

1). When your pet is diagnosed with and suffering from a terminal and disabling illness or disease, it is time to think about the possibility of ultimately having him euthanized.

2). “Euthanasia” is the Greek term for “good death.”

3). Deciding to euthanize your suffering pet is one of the most painful, difficult and complex decisions you can make.

4). Providing your pet with euthanasia can be one of the kindest, most compassionate, unselfish and humane decisions you can make.

5). Euthanasia can be one of the most heartbreaking yet merciful decisions you will ever make,

6). Only you can determine at what point the quality of life for your pet has deteriorated to the point at which euthanasia is warranted and advisable.

7). Although no one knows your pet better than you do, it is advisable to consult with your veterinarian(s) as to when it is time to let your pet go.

8). When you have determined that your pet no longer enjoys any quality of life - he is incontinent, immobile, has difficulty breathing, refuses to eat or drink, has little or no interaction with you, no longer plays and sleeps most of the time - it may be time for him to be euthanized.

9). The actual process of euthanasia involves the veterinarian painlessly injecting a massive dose of sedative or barbiturate intravenously. Some vets employ two different injections – one to relax and sedate the pet; the second to stop the patient’s heart.

10). Following the procedure, it is very common for the pet’s guardian to experience intense personal grief, sadness and depression.

11). It is our moral and ethical responsibility as pet parents to do what is in our pet’s best interest and to alleviate unnecessary suffering.

For more information or any personal questions check out Diane Pomerance, Ph.D.

Reprinted with permission from Dr. Pomerance

Sad Day

2011-03-25T06:46:00.000-07:00

After 18 years of loyalty, friendship, devotion and unconditional love, I had to sadly say goodbye to two of my feline "children." Takashi and Kenu were both diagnosed with Renal failure, sick and suffering.

The decision is never easy to let go when your heart is screaming, "I can't! Not yet! One more day!" But your head always knows the truth and tearfully I signed away their lives...

Takashi, your intelligence, bravery and never ending curiosity will be missed in our daily lives. Your intuitiveness - always knowing when we weren't feeling good - and just your gentle presence in our own times of need will never be forgotten. You made us laugh when you would wait until daddy went to the bathroom then sneak a drink from his glass and insisted on "helping" with the Christmas lights each holiday season.

The afternoon sun patch beaming down onto your favorite nap place will now shine alone. Your favorite spot on the chair is now left with just one companion; who has still made room for you and still waits for the playful fight to see who would get the middle.

Rest in peace Pal...

Kinu your feisty, never-take-any-crap attitude was, at times, exhausting, but mostly endearing. You ruled the house with an iron claw and a short fuse - you kept the boys' in line (even though you secretly knew Takashi could still kick your a** when he got fed up). You made us laugh when you'd grab your "gongha" bag and have a good time (then look for a fight; you were a mean drunk). We'll look back fondly upon your lack of intelligence - when you got your head stuck in the Kleenex box and shrunk-wrapped yourself in the old pop box.

Your cardboard house with the bubble wrap you called your own, now lies empty and alone. I'll miss your constant presence sitting behind me on my office chair while I struggled with writing. And yes, I'll even miss you giving me a kick every now and again to remind me I was taking up too much room.

Thanks for being a cool cat...give it to em ole girl!

Bringing Crazy Live!

2011-03-13T07:39:00.000-07:00

Step right up ladies and gentlemen for the craziest show on earth. The self-proclaimed "Vatican Assassin Warlock" is bringing insane to the stage. That's right. Charles has decided to put his maniacal rantings in front of a live audience in Detroit and Chicago.

He will debut, "Charlie Sheen Live: My Violent Torpedo of Truth," next month for two nights. Smart? Not sure. Scary? Most definitely. I wouldn't want to be in that audience - the name of the tour says it all. In addition, Charles has been seen toting a machete and with his brain firing the way it is ("not in this terrestrial level,") I'd guess there might be some safety issues for those within firing range.

Charles give it up. We get it! YOU'RE CRAZY!!

What are you going to prove by going on stage? That you're nuttier in person than on video? Take your tiger blood and all your little bottom-feeding-crumb-seeking-scum-bags to the nearest re-hab center.

What's next for Charles? Who knows, but I'd hazard a guess that his total demise isn't far off. He may find out the hard way that death is real and even his Adonis DNA won't be able to escape it.

It's Called Out-of-Work DUH!

2011-03-08T05:29:00.000-08:00

Hollywood's infamous bad boy is at it again. Instead of riding his "mercury surf board" to the end of the unemployment line, he's decided to make his rantings know on his own web show.

To say Charles has gone around the bend is an understatement. He looks worse than crap and is convinced that telephones are "weapons of the trolls" and that he invented "solo."

Yes Charles you are alone, cause no one wants to be around a CRAZY person! (except your gold-digging little trollops).

Charles goes on to say that pain is a myth...

...yeah I guess if I was delusional and hopped up on coke and booze, I'd probably be pain-free as well.

He also rants that he's a "truth seeker."

Here's some truth for ya - YOU'RE NUTS! SEEK HELP!

It got to the point where I actually had to turn off his web cam broadcast. I felt like it was watching a low budget reality show that took the viewer through the day of a mental patient. It was disturbing and a little creepy. The guy he was on the phone with should be put in jail as an accessory to delusions. He was agreeing with all of Charlie's half-baked euphemisms and basically sounded like he was trying to make money.

Stop humiliating yourself and your family, Charles. Wasn't the cancelling of your show and the removal of your children enough?

Seek help and quick before the "trolls" actually do come and put you away.

Congratulations to Mika's Pantry

2011-03-05T09:20:00.000-08:00

Mika's Pantry won my random draw for a one-of-a-kind, video montage of her blog. Check it out!

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Oh Charlie...

2011-03-01T17:11:00.000-08:00

If you've been following the escapades of one Charles Sheen then you'll know what I'm talking about...

...Is it just me or does he seem to have gone 'round the bend?

I caught his interview on CNN and to say he was acting crazy is an understatement. He was twitchy, fidgety and looked like crap. He spent more time giving (not so clever) analogies (that basically dodged the questions he was asked), then explaining "his" side of the story. I was lost more than once when he'd go off on another rant, failing to make any kind of logical point.

He also slammed many people and the AA organization, claiming he was clean, sober and "cured" after only one week of rehab.

NO, HONEY...THAT"S CALLED DENIAL!!

If you truly are recovered Charles, you may want to play back your interviews and see what an Ass you're being. I was also quite incensed after he made the statement that he was "bored" with doing the show...

I'm sorry, you're getting 1.8 million dollars an episode, you have everything you could possibly want and YOU'RE BORED!!

Here's a thought, why don't you get off your HIGH-horse, dump those poor excuses for (substitute) mothers (a porn star and your underage nanny - really!?) and go do some humanitarian work for a year - YES! There is more to spend your money on than just hookers, booze and cocaine!

He's also nuts if he thinks these two "Goddesses" he's shacked up with are truly in love with him -

IT'S CALLED GOLD-DIGGING!

Of course they're going to be all "in support" of you, you're paying their way. Let's face it, they're okay looking, but without his delusions paving a golden path for them, where'd they be? That's right, working at Denny's or screwing up someone else's kids.

Get a life Charles! Grow up! And stop kidding yourself! You're an addict and need serious help or it's only a matter of time before we'll be reading your obituary.

Video Montage GIVEAWAY

2011-02-18T09:24:00.001-08:00

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What Women Really Want for V-Day

2011-02-12T05:45:00.000-08:00

My guest spot on Silver & Grace

http://silverandgrace.com/what-women-really-want-for-valentines-day

Boycott the Use of Live Animals - Ban Circuses

2011-02-08T10:50:00.000-08:00

Kimba had been living in a small concrete zoo enclosure for the past 11 years after being dumped there by a travelling circus. In recent weeks, ADI and the Bolivian authorities have swooped on circuses all over Bolivia and confiscated all of their animals. Indigenous or domestic animals have been homed in Bolivia, and ADI is taking care of all the lions – now numbering 25. Bolivia’s DGB had requested ADI take the old lion.

Jan Creamer said: “Kimba seems a lovely, gentle old lion. He is very thin, blind in one eye, and has not seen or heard anther lion for eleven years. Once we lured him into the travel crate he settled quickly and remained relaxed throughout the flight and journey to the ADI Lion Ark compound in Santa Cruz. He’s had a sad lonely life and really deserved a break, so he is the perfect lion to be number 25 – the last lion to be saved during this huge seizure operation.

“We are now counting down to the Operation Lion Ark airlift next week when we will be taking Kimba and the other 24 lions to their wonderful new life in Colorado. ADI would like to thank TAB and the ON Group who helped us collect Kimba and who will be working with us on the main Lion Ark airlift when we will have 25 lions on one flight!”

The lions which have been rescued from circuses after Bolivia banned the use of animals in circuses will be heading for a new life at The Wild Animal Sanctuary near Denver Colorado where ADI is funding the construction of new facilities on 80 acres (over 32 hectares) of land supplied by the sanctuary.

Check out their web site at; http://www.savethelionsappeal.com/

Think this kind of abuse only happens in Bolivia? Think again - Barnum Bailey's Ringling Bros circus in one of the biggest proponents of animal abuse and suffering. I urge you to not support any circus that enslaves live animals. The tricks they perform are unnatural and have taken years of neglect and abuse to enforce upon them.

The Weight of the Heart

2011-02-04T08:47:00.001-08:00

My guest spot on Hanging Off the Wire; http://hangingoffthewire.blogspot.com/2011/02/weight-of-heart-by-sandie-lee-guest.html#comment-form

Another Guest Post

2011-01-19T11:20:00.000-08:00

The Things Women Want Blog at;
http://thethingswomenwant.com/guest-blog-post-what-was-i-thinking/

My Guest Spot

2011-01-06T10:26:00.000-08:00

Check out another one of my guest spots, this time on All Style Guide - Connecting Life With Style

http://www.allstyleguide.com/component/content/article/139-more-lifestyle/8760-will-he-notice-me-then

Diet Detox and Doodie

2011-01-05T04:14:00.000-08:00

My Silver & Grace feature - here's the link you know what to do =)
http://silverandgrace.com/diet-detox-and-doodie

A Cup of Romance

2010-12-31T08:35:00.000-08:00

Come check out my newest endeavour - A Cup of Romance - http://cupofromance.blogspot.com/

This blog is dedicated to short fictional romance - a place for all things love.

Analize This...

2010-12-21T04:17:00.000-08:00

I had a dream, and not the good, productive kind.

Last night I had a dream that took place in (what was suppose to be) my sister-in-laws house. Only this house was enormous and she had really ugly furniture. Apparently, we were there for my other sister-in-laws wedding or I should say, re-wedding as they were renewing their vows.

However, my Hubby was no where to be found as there was at least 1000 people there - most were total strangers and very, very weird. In fact the "special" people were in their own separate room, which I ended up wandering into a couple of times. These people were freaks, actually more like aliens or monsters - avoid that room.

The wedding was running late as the groom was having trouble with his hair. Yes the GROOM. He tried to dye his hair for the big re-day and it turned blue. So as the my brother-in-law sorted out his hair-disaster, I continued to look for Hubby. But I was suddenly distracted because I found my favorite pet frog (yes I said frog) had died. I was, of course, distraught. I was crying and depressed and inconsolable (and still Hubby-less).

My sister-in-law whose ugly furnished house I was still at snuck up behind me and wrapped her arms around my shoulders and said..."You need a grief counselor. There's one here." (Well that's not surprizing, of course among this group of wacko's there would be someone that specializes in consoling those that just lost their pet frogs).

Fed up with the slow wedding and weird people I started to run, only I wasn't actually running. It was more like flying or soaring. My super-man speed took me through my familiar neighborhood, around and through some piled boxes (on the road), where I finally "landed" at my mom's house. I ran in the door and yelled and that's when I woke up.

I'm not sure what this says about me (which is probably good). But I do know one thing for sure, there's no way I'm buying that pet frog I've had my eye on... ;)

A Breath Taking Moment

2010-12-10T06:25:00.000-08:00

It's not the breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away...

I looked up this morning at the perfect time as I was privileged to witness a bald eagle fly majestically over my head.

Thank you Lord for this breath taking moment.

What's Your Purpose?

2010-12-09T05:59:00.000-08:00

If I were to ask you, "what's your purpose here on earth?" You'd probably pause for a moment and say...
(fill in your own blank).

I asked myself this question, what IS my purpose? Cook, clean, support my spouse?

Hmmm...not the most glamorous purpose...but okay. Write an article or post that will bring me a career making a ton of money? Probably more a pipe-dream than a reality.

So what is my purpose?

What if it is only to cook, clean and support? Would that be enough? What if the person I'm cooking, cleaning and supporting is meant for the greater destiny? And the part I play in this person's life makes the difference between success and failure, would that be enough?

We all may not be destined to be "great" but the part we play in this world, in the lives of the ones we come in contact with, whether it be family, friends or the person we pass in the store, may be the difference.

As this holiday season approaches we sometimes feel all we do is work so we can spend, but think about this...

You pass a down-trodden person in the grocery store as you quickly grab your items. They're obviously having a bad day, do you brush past them without a further thought? Or do you offer them a kind smile, pause and say Happy Holidays?

We don't always know the effects we have on people. What if that moment of kindness at the grocery store makes the difference between life and death for that person? They decide the world isn't such a bad place, that goodness still exists...you may have just saved a very important life.

So what's your purpose? It may be greater than you could ever imagine.

Check This Out

2010-12-08T08:55:00.000-08:00

I'm a guest blogger at; The Things Women Want Blog - http://thethingswomenwant.com/

So cool =)

Click here to see

Does This Laptop Make Me Look Fat?

2010-12-01T04:05:00.001-08:00

Check it out - http://silverandgrace.com/does-this-laptop-make-me-look-fat

My guest post on Silver & Grace

Please pass along

2010-11-19T10:15:00.001-08:00

Photo and video editing at www.OneTrueMedia.com

What the H*ll Am I Doing Here?

2010-11-15T07:05:00.000-08:00

I had one of those moments this morning. You know the ones? Where you suddenly realize you're out of your league?

The Silver & Grace newsletter was delivered to my inbox with our schedules of appearance on the magazine and the names of my fellow writers. I decided to check out the other folks writing for Silver & Grace and that's when it hit me...What the h*ll am I doing on this magazine?

These people are highly accomplished writers, business owners and professors. PHD's, MD's and the like flood their bio's and their web sites. Me? Let's see...hmmm...I own a few DVD's does that count? That's about the only letters that could ever follow my name.

My own self-image and already low self-esteem definitely took a plummet even further. What could a few of my ramblings have to offer in this world of highly accomplished individuals? How can I ever match up?

I guess people still need to laugh even if I'm just a struggle freelancer. However, now the pressure is really on to come up with witty, humorous situations that every one can relate to despite the big capital letters after their names...wish me luck.

Have you ever felt out of your league? Help me feel better and let me know your situation.

ARGHHHH!!!

2010-11-13T06:31:00.000-08:00

This morning I was making my hubby's sandwiches for work (trying to be a good wife) when I reached in, grabbed the dilly, VERY garlicky pickles and the lid came off in my hand. The jar then flopped and rolled down the inside of the fridge, landing on the floor. I had pickles and juice all over the place.

SOMEONE (not mentioning any names...Hubby) left the lid on just tight enough for it to fall off when I picked it up. ARGHHHH!!

I know he didn't do it on purpose, but geesh usually the lids are on so tight I need a crowbar to pry them off (hmmm...maybe he finally listened to all my bi**hing?)

I was really peeved off. It was early and who wants to clean the fridge ever, much less first thing in the morning with the tangy smell of dill and garlic hanging in the air?

I know Hubby left this morning feeling bad (and with little sleep). GOOD! He should!...I reasoned and scrubbed. Like I don't have enough to do...I pitied myself. Just one more chore to add to the list...cause I'm super-wife.

After I was finished (and lit my favorite candle to kill the dill/cleaner smell) I sat down and thought about what I had did. Not the cleaning, but the way I made Hubby feel. Suddenly, I wasn't angry anymore, but remorseful. After all didn't he clean up my paint mess when the brush fell and splatted on the wall and carpet? Hasn't he has been taking care of the litter boxes at night so I don't have to? And done all those other countless things to help me over and over again?

YES YES and YES! (sniff sniff...enter the crying jag...or could that be peri-menapause?)

Either way, I realize I shouldn't have been so surly. I should've just plastered on a smile and went ahead with the mess. But that's easier said than done - especially for a hot-head like me (I tend to shoot first and apologize later).

However, I AM SORRY Hubby for being a jerk and just for that you can tightening all the lids so I can NEVER get them off. Or there's a nice jar of jam in there you can I leave the lid just tight enough so it's a sticky mess next time =)

We only have today...treat those around you with love and kindness

My Guest Post on Silver & Grace

2010-11-09T06:18:00.000-08:00

Here's a link to my monthly contribution to Silver & Grace an online magazine for us women over 40 (but guys you can read it too =)

Enjoy

http://silverandgrace.com/working-from-home-with-kids-what-was-i-thinking

Halloween's Over...Right?

2010-11-02T11:03:00.000-07:00

I feel like I've been plopped right in the middle of a really bad horror movie.

Let me explain...

Even though we live in the midst of a city, we have a fair amount of trees and bush between ourselves and the neighbours.

A good thing as our neighbours are weird! And I'm not just saying like...oh they wear shorts when its cold or don't cut their lawn...

When we first moved into this house they came over and asked us to "hot-tub" with them...Ahh thanks, but we're not really into dipping in a complete stranger's bacterial tub-of-love.

We haven't received any other "invites" from them...thank goodness! But we have noticed their male, teenaged son is a bit...well...let's say..."off."

We first noticed his weirdness when he'd go into the bush between the properties and pound on the trees with a stick.

Okay...a bit strange...not really normal. Perhaps he has an anger management problem and was advised to do this? It seemed to occur every couple of weeks and always during the daytime. However, last night my Hubby heard the thwap, thwap of some poor tree being abused and sure enough there he was out there hammering away...only it was at night and very dark.

CREEPY!!

Potential axe murderer? Serial killer? You know they always come for the closest, out-of-the-way neighbours first. How long will it take for someone to recover our beaten, blundered and dismembered bodies?

I guess the tip-off will be when he's pounding on the trees with a human leg bone inside of a stick.

The Narcissistic Writer

2010-10-22T05:52:00.000-07:00

I never thought of myself as self-centered or conceited. But the more I write the more I start to think perhaps, I am a bit "narcissistic."

Don't get me wrong, I don't stand in front of the mirror for long periods of time practicing my pouty-face and complimenting myself. Heck most days I'm lucky to glance in the mirror long enough to throw my hair in a pony-tail.

However, after I've spent hours pouring forth my soul onto the computer screen, or having written something (in my opinion) side-slapping funny, I want, or rather, crave, the attention of someone telling me how wonderful it is.

Narcissistic? Not sure. I know I do get very upset and depressed after I receive a form rejection letter. How could they not see the brilliance in that piece. Are they stupid? Blind? Mentally incompetent?
(Then the crying jag begins...)

So why do I continue to put myself out there when the publishing world so blatantly tosses me back? Because that's what a true "narcissistic writer" does. It's in our blood and bones and in our very soul. We can't stop writing anymore than we can stop our brains from coming up with stories and ideas for stories - no matter how many times the rejections roll our way. It may hurt, but it's the way of a writer.

I think the next time an editor finds my work "unsuitable" I'll just make a pouty-face and continue to tell myself how "great" I really am.

I've Turned Into...

2010-10-21T06:37:00.000-07:00

I've turned into one of "those" people I loathe...

Yesterday I realized my oldest cat was walking funny and when I checked his foot I found he had TWO claws embedded into his pad. And it was BAD!

We managed to hog tie him in a towel and work at cutting the claw out. Between the screaming and howling (that was just me) we managed to pop the offending claw.

It bled like crazy, but we immediately applied some antibiotic ointment on it and are cleaning it every few hours with hydrogen peroxide.

Today we have to tackle the other one, but it doesn't appear to be as bad. Hopefully, I can hold it together long enough to assist Hubby with the task - I use to be so tough, what happened?

Now, if I can just get over this self-loathing and blame. I can rant and rave till I'm blue in the face about animal abusers and neglect'ers, (which if anyone remotely knows, will get me in a tissy) but when it happens to me....YIKES!

I have to go now and figure out a way to kick my own ass!

One of My TattleTott Productions

2010-10-16T10:47:00.001-07:00

Sister Wives the Saga Continues

2010-10-15T07:05:00.000-07:00

Once again I was sucked into the stupidity of this programme.

The Sister Wives were getting ready for number 13 to be born and, of course, we as the viewer had the "privilege" of watching all the disgusting action as it proceeded - It's a Girl! Which makes what 10 girls now? Another chick to add to the brood.

The next episode was Kody (rooster) celebrating his 20th anniversary with hen #1. And this is where some of the truth was revealed. Apparently Mery is jealous and suggested that perhaps she should bring another "husband" into the coop. Kody was taken back and actually used the word "vulgar"

Oh no you did not just say that!? Vulgar!! Vulgar!! Are you kidding me? This whole set up is vulgar (among other things). I guess Kody couldn't handle a little competition, but it's okay for the women of the household - IDIOTS!!!

The whole mess of them were on Oprah yesterday and wife #3 actually admitted she found the "first kiss" he shared with soon-to-be wife #4 "awkward."

So let me get this straight. It's okay that he has sex with all these other women, but the first kiss was awkward for her? Again - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!

These women must be insane.

The season finally is next week, ending with this dude taking another wife. Do I dare watch?

Confucius say...

2010-10-12T04:27:00.000-07:00

"If you are in a book store and cannot find

the book for which you search, you are obviously in the.....

Sister Wives?

2010-09-30T05:49:00.000-07:00

As much as I hate to admit this...I watched the debut episode of Sister Wives last night. I don't get it. I shook my head through the entire hour and was pretty much in shock. How can any self-respecting woman hook up with a guy that is into multiple wives? And why does Polygamy only involve women? Why not multiple husbands? Oh yeah...that's right...murder is a crime.

The weird thing is these women actually seem to enjoy it. They basically live in a huge "hen" house with one "rooster" servicing them all (which he does well as they have 13 kids between them with one more on the way). I'm not sure if this guy has it made or is just plain stupid (it's called Menopause buddy, it's coming and you're in for a heap of sorrow).

Aside from the sheer ickiness of this situation, they seem to have made it work. However, his royal studdliness has decided he is more than capable of handling another hen and is courting a fourth women.

Huh...this use to be called cheating, but these chickies are all for him sowing more oats. Does he have a share in the Viagra company?

The kicker is, she already has 3 kids - oh well what's a few more mouths to feed?

We as the viewing audience didn't get to see the conversation he had with the three current wives. How do you break that kind of news? "Ah...Honey's...I've been seeing another woman, but don't worry I may marry her." I must say, she does appear younger and more attractive than the current Mrs'es.

It was interesting when they interviewed each wife about how they felt. They all seemed quite excited and happy he found yet another. But one did say, "if you're having trouble, to fix it, bring in another wife." Up to this point we were led to believe everything was hunky-dorey in the Big House of Love.

Thank goodness this doesn't apply to most normal marriages or we'd all have 50 other "Sister Wives" to deal with - though it would be nice to have someone else to cook and clean.

The abomination continues next week, so we'll see...

Thrift Culture Now.com

2010-09-11T10:50:00.001-07:00

Check out my article posted at; http://www.thriftculturenow.com/anti-thrift

Get Serious!

2010-08-29T08:20:00.000-07:00

Gold encrusted cake that costs 1.72 million. A cupcake selling for a whopping $164,000. A sandwich that goes for $167.00. And I saved the best for last - Civet Coffee beans named after the Civet cat will run you anywhere from $230 to $1,150 a kilo. Why? Apparently the beans are plucked out of freshly deposited civet-cat-crap.

Get ready for the rant...

Seriously?! Do the people who are rich enough (aka stupid enough) to pay these ridiculous prices realize there's starving people in this world? In fact, there's probably starving people right in there own city.

Why not give the money, or even a portion of the money, you would spend on these over-inflated novelty items to a family down on their luck, or sponsor a child from a third world country. Hey, give it to a well deserving charity - there's plenty to choose from.

Oh wait, I know why - that wouldn't be prestigious enough! No bragging rights to helping out our fellow man!

Think about it!!

Peanut Butter & Co...Mmmmm

2010-08-28T08:35:00.000-07:00

What could be more back to school than Peanut Butter? But why settle for plain, ole boring peanut butter when you can awaken your kids taste buds with one of the fabulous flavours from Peanut Butter & Co?

Peanut Butter & Co pantry is filled with gourmet tasting PB, but with prices that you can afford. For example, slather on some Cinnamon Raison Swirl or add a dollop of Dark Chocolate Dreams to your favorite fruit. Like it spicey? Peanut Butter & Co also as a taste treat for you. The Heat is On will add pizazz to that plain cracker while still giving you all the nutritional value of normal peanut butter.

Other flavours included;

~ The Bees Knees

~ White Chocolate Wonderful

~ Mighty Maple

~ Old Fashioned Smooth

...and more

Plus, all these wonderful flavours come in either jars or easy squeeze packages.

In addition to awesome peanut butter, PB&Co also carries Jams, Jellies, Baking Mixes, Nuts & Snacks Marshmellow Fluff (strawberry, raspberry and original), as well as Snack in a Box (crackers and peanut butter in one easy travel package).

Can't decide what to go with? No problem. Peanut Butter & Co also has Nutty Gift Assortments, perfect for gift giving or sampling on your own.

Check out Peanut Butter & Co at; http://ilovepeanutbutter.com/

Want a chance to win 3 jars (1 jar of White Chocolate, 1 Jar Chocolate and 1 jar of Cinnamon Swirl) from Peanut Butter & Co, speciality peanut butter?

Sign up for Imagination-Cafe's FREE monthly newsletter - The Cafe Buzz. Septembers issue is full of great tips, reviews, a back-to-school recipe and a special Mystery Guest.

To be eligible to enter for the peanut butter giveaway, sign up here; http://eepurl.com/Q8-T

Good Luck :)

Super Teacher Worksheets

2010-08-28T08:22:00.000-07:00

Super Teachers Worksheets is a great site for teachers, homeschoolers and anyone wanting some fun, free, downloadable stuff for kids. It has everything you could possibly want for up to grade 5.

Check it out at; http://www.superteachersworksheets.com/

I have three of my articles on this site:

Turtles, Tortoises or Terrapins Gr 3 - http://www.superteacherworksheets.com/reading-comp/3rd-turtles-terrapins.pdf

Cheeky Chipmunks Gr 3 - http://www.superteacherworksheets.com/reading-comp/3rd-chipmunks.pdf

Stink Bugs Gr 4 - http://www.superteacherworksheets.com/reading-comp/4th-stink-bugs.pdf

Attack of the Killer Algae Gr 5 - http://www.superteacherworksheets.com/reading-comp/5th-killer-algae.pdf

This site is also a great opportunity for writers to submit their articles and fiction. Click it out!

My Interview

2010-08-03T04:26:00.000-07:00

Hello Everyone;

Just had my very first interview with Shelley Vampran from Empower Your Destiny. Check it out here; http://empoweryourdestiny.info/the-entrepreneur-connection/

Shelley is also looking for more "moms" to interview so if you think you fit the bill, give her a holler :)

The Closest I'll Ever Get to Johnny Depp

2010-07-22T10:51:00.001-07:00

It's Not a Hammock!

2010-07-15T06:42:00.001-07:00

I Don't Understand...

2010-07-13T04:34:00.000-07:00

There's not a whole lot I don't understand, that can't be looked up on the "www." However, there is one subject that continues to elude me - why do people hunt?

I will never understand what the the "thrill" is. Could it be the power of taking an innocent life? The control over choosing what lives and what dies? The slim possibility that nature may turn the tables and it will be the hunter who dies?

I was raised to respect nature, to enjoy the beauty and unique personalities that each living creature not only possesses, but displays if you take the time to notice.

Every being, whether fur, feathered, or scaly has a right to live out the only life they were given, without fear, torment, baiting and being stalked.

You can call me whatever you like - tree-hugger, animal lover, nature whussy, but I'm proud to wear those labels. Nature has given me more than I could ever give back. It's embraced me, taught me, comforted me, made me laugh and yes, sometimes even made me cry, but without it, I would not be who I am today.

I don't understand the minds of these people. But you know what? I don't want to. Somehow I think it's a very dark and scary place to be...

Are You FREAKIN' Kidding ME?!!!!!

2010-07-04T10:55:00.000-07:00

What kind of total idiots must you be to take down a boat called - The Bob Barker?!!!

Hello?! It's Bob Barker - A National Icon. Remember him? Like this isn't going to draw attention from every source of media available?!!!

The Hereos are doing this for a reason. This whale comprised 90% of the "whaling catch." The Blue Whale is on the endangered list - It's placid and very shy - Ohh such sport!

I think I should be allowed to kick some Idiot-A**. After all, I'm peri-menapausal and REALLY need an outlet for all this pent-up anger.

Here is the YouTube Video.

I'm an Assistant Editor

2010-06-29T06:18:00.000-07:00

Hi Everyone;

Just wanted to let you all know I've started a new job at Imagination-Cafe Magazine as an assistant Editor, Blog/Newsletter Editor.

We're really excited about our FREE monthly newsletter entitled: The Cafe Buzz. We launch on July4th. It will be filled with all sorts of cool things like - tips, reviews, interviews, a Mystery Guest, Cookin with Kelly - our in house chef, and a special giveaway opportunity just for our subscribers.

Want to sign up? As I said it's FREE and we won't sell or spam your email address. Subscribe at;
Imag inationcafe@hotmail.com with newsletter in the subject line.

Thanks for your support :)

I Think the Muppets Said it the Best...

2010-06-26T07:49:00.001-07:00

Soup for Summer?

2010-06-21T00:32:00.000-07:00

It's officially summer and what better way to kick it off than with Melon Berry Soup by Company's Coming. It's as yummy as it is pretty.

The colours in this vibrant soup excite the eye and the palate. Serve in chilled bowls for a light, refreshing dessert on a hot summer evening.

What You Need:

Chopped ripe cantaloupe ~ 5 cups - 1.25 L
White grape juice ~ 1 cup - 250 mL
Lemon juice ~ 2 tbsp. - 30 mL

Fresh (or frozen, thawed) raspberries 1 1/2 cups - 375 mL
White grape juice ~ 1/3 cup - 75 mL

Process first 3 ingredients in blender or food processor until smooth. Transfer to medium bowl. Chill, covered, for at least 2 hours until cold. Makes about 4 1/2 cups (1.1 L).

Process raspberries and second amount of grape juice in blender or food processor until smooth. Strain through sieve into small bowl. Discard seeds. Chill, covered, for at least 2 hours until cold.

Drizzle over individual servings. Serves 6.

1 serving: 96 Calories; 0.6 g Total Fat (trace Mono, 0.1 g Poly, trace Sat); 0 mg Cholesterol; 24 g Carbohydrate; 3 g Fibre; 2 g Protein; 13 mg Sodium

Reprinted with permission by Company's Coming - http://www.companyscoming.com/

Hush Now What's That Sound...

2010-06-19T09:18:00.000-07:00

If there's two sounds in the world I hate most it's a gun shot and a chain saw. Unfortunately, I've heard these too much in the last few days.

Even though I live in a Canadian city, across the way from me is the US, where laws are more relaxed when it comes to hunting. I've heard several gun shots ripping through the silence and just know that another innocent animal has lost it's life.

WHY? So you can eat goose meat (or whatever you're taking pot-shots at). I'll never understand the mind of a hunter. And please, don't bother trying to explain as you'll never convince me.

Secondly, the chainsaw. It's ugly and vulgar and when I hear it I know another tree as succumbed to the violence of human nature. I love my trees. Some are as old as 100 years (we're guessing). They provide shade and shelter and their strong limbs lovingly support my little nest of starlings.

I know trees grow old and die - I have a few around. But I still find a use for them - I hang my bird feeders and potted flowers from them.

I believe humans have taken their dominance over nature to the extreme. Why can't we just live and let live?

I'm a Guest

2010-06-17T17:49:00.000-07:00

My Guest blog spot at Being Tazim.com. Check it out at;
http://beingtazim.blogspot.com/2010/06/guest-post-happy-birthday-you-decide.html

What the Bug?!

2010-06-12T17:03:00.001-07:00

Does anyone know what type of bug this is? I've looked and I can't find anything even remotely similar. I took these pics in my back yard :)

Got the Gongha

2010-06-01T04:02:00.000-07:00

The Culprit: Kinu
The Crime: Stealing the oregano
The Consequences: Tore up the house. Slept for 8 hrs straight

Apparently, oregano is just like catnip to this one. (I wouldn't recommend it as an alternative)

Wordless Wednesday

2010-05-19T07:11:00.000-07:00

My Heroes

2010-05-17T16:52:00.000-07:00

If there's anyone I want to meet before I expire it's the guys from Rescue Ink (well okay, perhaps Johnny Depp is on the list too. But hey...it's JOHNNY :)

Forget about Spiderman, Superman or the Hulk, I would consider this group of rough and tough, burly, tattooed guys to be the ultimate in heroes.

If you haven't already, check out Rescue Ink's book and tv series.

Here's my review;

More than 1700 pounds of muscle and over 80 tattoos, equals a group of formidable guys all working for the same cause – to rescue helpless, abandoned and abused animals. They’re Rescue Ink and you better not mess with them.

“Abusers are Losers” is their motto. From herding chickens, to finding stolen pets to bringing awareness to the ugliest of animal abuse, these guys are a rag-tagged team of machismo and huge hearts.

Rescue Ink’s approach is a simple one – they act on tips from concerned neighbours and strangers, often times helping when no other organization would bother. They’re rescued pit bulls from fighting rings, helped a woman vaccinate and relocate over 180 cats she had living in her house and saved horses from slaughter.

Read about these unsung heroes in Rescue Ink (the book), where you’ll learn more of the back grounds on; Joe, Johnny, O, Batso, Big Ant, G, Angel, Eric, Des, Bruce, and Robert. Their stories may surprise you, but their love, gentleness and caring for all creatures will make you fall in love with them.

Check out Rescue Ink at; http://www.rescueink.org

Let Me at Em!!

2010-05-12T16:09:00.000-07:00

I tuned in to Dr. Phil yesterday just to view his special on Animal Abusers.

Big Mistake!!!

I was either caught between a flood of tears or total outrage. The Bozo (kind description compared to what I'd like to call him) was the most arrogant, dispictable, low-life, SOB (see told you Bozo was kind) I've ever had the horror of laying eyes on.

In case you missed this episode, Bozo was actually defending his right to fight dogs. And I might add, he was proud of the fact that he has killed over 200 dogs, under the guise that it's more "humane" to put a bullet through them then let them starve. Of course, this is after they're no more use to him in the "ring." He also tried to proclaim that the dogs were having fun.

DOES THIS PICTURE LOOK LIKE A DOG THAT HAD FUN...EVER!!!!!

I wish I had been there. I would've loved to take one well-aimed shot to his groin and once he was down (and defenseless) start wailing on him with a baseball bat - perhaps then he'd now how it feels to be in pain, helpless and out of control.

Don't agree with me? Don't care. I will stand up for those who can't speak for themselves until I have no breath left.

You NEED to Watch This!!

2010-05-06T07:46:00.001-07:00

Feeding Time at the Zoo

2010-04-29T06:27:00.000-07:00

For those of you who don't know me...I'm a bit of an animal freak. Always have been. Some of my earliest memories involve some sort of animal, tame or otherwise - of course it doesn't help that Mr. Walt Disney convinced me in my formidable years that animals talked and had feelings (I now know they don't talk, but I still think they have feelings).

So I guess it's no surprise that as an adult I still have a menagerie of furry and feathered friends around me.

Why?

Animals don't judge. They don't care what you look like, what your social status is, what kind of job you hold down or the amount of money you have in the bank, all they want is kindness and love and whatever is "on the menu" that day.

Needless to say "feeding time at the zoo" gets a bit hectic. Squirrels and chipmunks want peanuts and sunflower seeds, the various birds want their seed, seagulls and crows want...well anything, really, miss fox comes for her hard boiled egg and kibble, blue jays squawk for their peanuts and the cranes just wander by to see 'what's up.'

Expensive? It can be. Fun, fabulous and exciting? Definitely. I look forward to my animal visitors and hope I never have to say farewell to them. However, when nature, (or an idiot driver) does take one away from me I mourn as if it was a pet.

Crazy? Probably, but there's no greater feeling for me in the world then when one of these creatures trusts me enough to sit on my doorstep, eat from my hand or bring their babies by to say hello.

April is Animal Cruelity Awareness Month - So be kind to animals, after all, we're all God's creation :)

Got Kids?

2010-04-27T11:54:00.001-07:00

This is one of the coolest kids' magazines I've come across in a long time, (I wish I was a kid so I could play here).

This ezine has Sports, Science, Health, Animals and even a Cool Career section. Plus, they have Klub Krumbs where kids can join (FREE) and "dish" on topics, listen to music and submit pictures...it's so cool.

And unlike other magazines on the web, It's TOTALLY, 100% FREE.

Your kids have got to check it out; http://imagination-cafe.com

So COOL!! So FUN!!

Wordless Wednesday

2010-04-21T07:49:00.001-07:00

Awesome Giveaway - Personal Blender

2010-04-15T14:03:00.001-07:00

Check out this awesome giveaway.

Tired of paying those high prices for fruit smoothies? Why not enter to win your own Personal Blender by Hamilton Beach?

Check out the details at http://imaginationcafeblog.blogspot.com

This is my other blog (professional) so check it out and enter to win :)

My Weekend Away - Part 2 - The Truth Mirror

2010-04-15T12:26:00.000-07:00

These weekends are suppose to be relaxing and fun, and for the most part it was. The hotel room was clean and spacious, plus had a mini-fridge and microwave etc

However, there was one problem that made me cover up and take notice - The Truth Mirror.
This mirror stretched across the entire bathroom wall and couldn't help but be stratically placed right across from the shower. Of course, the first thing you do upon exiting the shower is look at yourself...

...I almost crapped myself - Who was that flabby, out-of-shape person looking back at me?

IT WAS ME!!! Good Golly Miss Molly! Where did my tight, youthful body go?

Needless to say I covered up quick and didn't make the same mistake twice. The next shower I took was in the dark!

My Weekend Away - Part 1

2010-04-12T15:44:00.000-07:00

This past weekend I went out of town with my mother and sister - bi-annual, girls only, shopping trip.

As I was getting my stuff together I quickly threw in all the clothes I knew I'd need for the weekend - underwear, socks, pants, shirts, pj's - done at just under 5 minutes. However, when I went to pack my toiletries and makeup I found it taking considerable more time and effort.

I stuffed everything from hair products- shampoo, conditioner, hair thickener, hairspray, to makeup, to bathing soaps, hand sanitizers, tooth and mouth products, eye redness reduction drops, vitamins, brushes - tooth/hair, pain relievers, and lip gloss/chap stick - done at just over 15 minutes.

Not only was this more time consuming my makeup bag wouldn't fit in my overnight bag and I had to carry it separately.

If this isn't a true sign of getting older I don't know what is

OMG! How Long Did I Sleep?!!

2010-04-08T04:48:00.000-07:00

This is what I woke up to this morning!

I'm a Judge

2010-04-05T17:02:00.000-07:00

Not the bang-the-gavel kind or the American-Idol kind (though I would love to go toe to toe with Mr. Simon). No I judged a writing contest on; http://derrickhayes.com/essay-contest/

Each quarter of the year Derrick Hayes sponsors an Essay Contest
with a different topic. The topic of this contest was - "How do you stay encouraged?"

I gotta say it was a tough choice and I finally narrowed it down to just three. But it was fun and hope to be able to participate again in the future.

BTW - I'm also writing for a kids ezine (http://imagination-cafe.com). it's a steady gig as I'm the writing voice of Cookies & Krumb the magazine's mascots -I'm doing these cute characters Blogs :0

That's all for now ;)

2010-04-04T06:07:00.000-07:00

Happy Easter Everyone. May your day be truly Blessed :)

It's My Birthday and I'll Cry If I Want To!

2010-03-29T04:42:00.000-07:00

Yep...another birthday has rolled around to darken my doorstep. Sure birthdays are great when you're in your twenties, but when you are foohmphto, it's another story - the candles to decorate the cake alone would put me in debt.

So since I'm not thrilled about this one, please help yourself to a piece of cake. Enjoy it well you can :(

This is too Funny

2010-03-27T15:28:00.000-07:00

Did Ya Miss Me?

2010-03-26T15:42:00.001-07:00

Hi folks;

So sorry I have been neglecting this blog for the last little while. I have two cross-promotional blogs for magazines I've been handling as well as Nuneaton Wildlife Sanctuary's Blog (http://nuneatonwildlifesanctuary.blogspot.com/). The two magazine blogs are keeping me pretty busy and Nuneaton is just plain fun (plus, it's for a great cause).

I also have some BBBBBIG plans on the horizon that I'm trying to get in motion. With all this on the go as well as a Hubby and a household I'm just to tired to blog on here. However, I will try to swing by here more often.

Until next time - Happy Blogging